The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!