The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to create another human

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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Really bendy thumb

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!