The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!