the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to die on command

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!