The power to see through transparent objects.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to fly with your feets on the ground

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

The power to turn any drink into pee.

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!