The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

Power to not have any power.

THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

The power to eat soup with a fork

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to shrink your penis.

The power to brag about having a super power.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

the ability to see into the past

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

The power to perpetually yawn.

The ability to see through mirrors.

The power to float without gravity.

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to die

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!