the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to look through glass.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!