The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to have a power.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to die at will

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!