The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!