The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!