the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to fart in colour

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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vomitspit

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!