The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!