The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!