The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to see through glass

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to do your homework.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!