The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!