the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!