the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Liam Brudenell

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!