the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to breathe automatically

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power to breathe

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!