The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!