the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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the power to make to much coffee

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!