The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to grow boobs

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!