The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!