The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!