The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to kill yourself.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!