to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to eat food

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!