The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!