The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The powers of a burnt face

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Retractable teeth

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!