The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!