The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!