The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to hatch from an egg

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!