Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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power to breathe

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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hey

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to have a small penis

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!