the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The Power to die at will

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!