the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to change your mind

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to remember th...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!