The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The Power of cheese

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!