The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Poop

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!