The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The Power to die at will

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!