The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!