The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power of love

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!