The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!