the power to murder Joey and get away with it

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to drown on land.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

The power to see through horses

The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!