the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!