The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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i like pie.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!