The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!