The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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ability to fly in a plane

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Ladder hands.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!