The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to speak in braille...

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to eat food

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!