The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to see the present.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!