the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!