The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Being Aquaman

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!