The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to fart flames

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The Power to die at will

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to die

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!