The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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black people

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Facebook.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to know what time is not

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!