the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to turn wine into water

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!