the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!