The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!