the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to create a meme

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!