The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!