The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to be phone

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!