The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to fart flames

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The Power to die at will

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The power to die

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!