The power to eat edible things.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!