The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to create a meme

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!