The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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vomitspit

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The power to look into the past

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to bleed

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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LIME

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!