The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to create another human

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to think.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!